domingo, 27 de novembro de 2011

Stupidity

Eu ia em frente, mas atravessei a estrada só porque um gajo super hot estava a caminhar nela. (?)

Falando em super hot, tenho saudades do João F1! (sonhos...)

terça-feira, 22 de novembro de 2011

Epiteliofagomania

Desejo incontrolável de roer, cortar ou mesmo morder e ingerir os pedaços de pele provenienets do acto.

Porque não encontro mais info?

If the lyrics went like this:

"I live in a cemetery
Not to irritate
But to imitate"

Veg

Two month experiencing veggie/vegan life style.
Being vegetarian so far has been good. I've lost 5kg, and I need to lose 5 more, but the ideal would be 10 more.
I have been feeling physicaly good, but that's also because I drink 1.2L of water per day, starting with one on an empty stomach.
The vegan part, not so much. People are very selective. If they feel like being vegan, they do, if they don't, than they are just veggies. Its like, by cotton clothes because its vegan, but make woolen coat, because its cute... Don't really get it... Like having vegetable butter, but using avocado instead, just to say they're vegan...
The worths are the cravings... Quiet smokming, quiet drinking and being away from what you love while starting a vegetarian diet its not a very good or pleasent idea, and the mood floats, and eating chocolat like if it was a crime...

segunda-feira, 21 de novembro de 2011

Just don't put me on the "What to do" box!

So... My Au-pair family just came back from their weekend in Rome.
And something its not right.
I didn't wanted to talk about it before, but now I feel like doing it.

First of all, since when do Au-pair families are supposed to leave the au-pair alone for half a week?
And since I'm supposedly the one that takes care of the kids, why do I stay home when I'm most need?
And why am I even here? They don't need me. I just go get the kids off the kindergarten, and Kaisa could easyly do that.

Second of all, I don't really love kids, they are cute and adorable, and they makes us laugh, and I like Rio and Flor and Lumi, but, truth is, that on a long term relationship, they just don't give a crap about you. They just don't.

Thirdly, I just clean.
I'm not their household lady/slave! But that seems that is all that I do.
I put the table, I clear the table, I put the dishes in the machine, I wash the rest of the pans, I clean the stove, the microwave, and the full bench and floor of the kitchen every fucking single meal! I spend like 6h of my day in the kitchen! Every fucking day! The day has 24h, I sleep for 8h, 6h in the kitchen, 2h for laundry, 2h to pick the kids, 2h in the playground park! I'm not really living, I'm wasthing my time and live!
And Kaisa even puts problems in what I do!
I should not use detergent because its non-sticky pans, so I use the sponge to remove bits of food, but than it scratchs the pans, so I use hot water to take the grease off, but than thats not ecological!
And than I have to do the laundry, put clothes in the washing machine, take them, put them to dry, pick them, fold them and put them in the wardrobes.
And she even ignores when all the machines are beeping saying "I'm done, take whatever its inside me!", like for today, I went out, with all the garbage and recycling bags with me, and the washing machine was beeping that was finished, and I was out like 40-50mins and when I came back, it was still beeping!
And what was she doing so important that she could not pick the clothes? A beading necklace! Yeah, right!So I had to do it myself, and she went to take a nap...
Than when I was going for the living room to do so, the floor was full of croissant crumbs... Like crumbs everywhere, even in the chairs...
Guess who had to broom it all? And do the laundry next? ...
Now its 3h00pm, they are all taking a nap, and here I am, doing nothing...
I might take a nap too, just to see what happens!

Fourthly, they were supposed to give me a bus-pass, and pay for some german learning class. Nothing of that happens. The pass I don't really care, but the german learning...


And fifthly, they don't even like me. Kaisa just asked how was the weather in here. All they talk about with me, is the weather... Not that I don't like to talk about the weather. Oh, and they say things like "Rio and Flor are with fever", what am I supposed to say? "What a pity?", "Do you want me to take them to the doctor?" or "Should I make them a cup of tea?", No. And "Did you knew that the biggest pumpkin in the world weighs nearly a ton?" -> No.

So that was me complaining, but not giving up.
I'll find a way! Even if I have to ignore all the beeping and crying around me...

domingo, 20 de novembro de 2011

Cúlinaria

Estou realmente a sentir uma crise culinária dentro de mim...
Penso sériamente como irei sobreviver!

Tutu!


I'm so craftastic!
Flor's Christmas present it's finished!
2h and the tutu is done!
So pretty!
I think I might do one for me!

sábado, 19 de novembro de 2011

Great shopping day!

Tub'n'scrub (Treffina) octupus! :D
You know when you don't need this thing, but it is octupus shapped?
You've got to get it!
And when you don't need a 2012 calender, but it is 1m Victoria Frances ilustrated? You've got to get it!
And you don't really need a gum box, but is Capt'n Sharky?
You've got to get it!
And you don't even understand german, but it's 50 set of Black Stories, like murder, crime, scary, suspense, real facts based stories?
You've got to get it!
And you don't need a new necklace, but it has a combat vinyl boot?
You've got to get it!
And you don't need a no dog poop sign, but it's so hilarious?
You've got to get it!
And you don't need glowing in the dark stickers, but they Glow, In The Dark!
You've got to get it!
And you don't need more tea bags, but they come on a metal box with a hippie VW Van?
You've got to get it!
And when you don't need another shower gel, since you've just bought Tub'n'Scrub octupus, but it's Lacoste Pour Femme, and it smells so good and it is 30% off?
You've got to get it!
And when you don't need fabric, but it is halloween pattern teamed!
You've got to get it!
And you have 20 new unread books to read at home, but you by another one?

That is the story of one day shopping in Friedrichshafen!

I went out, round about 11am, to the city center, to buy some tulle and get a tattoo.
That turned out to be a great day!

When I was on my way to the city center, by foot, I heared some church bells ring, very loud, and I saw the big church that is near the lake, so I turned for its direction.
Looked around, and back to my journey to the tattoo shop.
Near the shop, I saw a pretty young modified woman, at the door sweeping the autumn leaves, and it kinda when like that:
Me: Halo!
She: Halo!
Me: Do you speak english?
She: Ein wening!
Me: Are you from the tattoo & piercing shop?
She: Yes!
Me: I want to get a tattoo!
She: Okay! Do you have a scketch?
Me: No! I just want to tattoo a small B on my arm.
She: How big?
Me: 2cm?
She: Okay! Nice!
Me: It's my first tattoo, so I want to go small.
She: That's fine. When do you want to do it?
Me: Now?
She: Hmm, today we are full, tomorrow we are closed, Monday I'm at a concert, Thursday it's probably full, maybe Wednesday?
Me: I'll have to check when I'm free.
She: Yes yes! Maybe it's better if you get our phone number, and ring when you're free, and we will book it!
Me: Yes, that's probably the best! Do you have another store? Because I saw another tattoo shop near where I live, maybe its yours? I don't know...
She: Hmm, what was the name? We only have this one, but theres at least that I know, one more tattoo shop in the city.
Me: Okay. I think I add your shop on facebook, by the name, I think it was yours.
She: Yes! So, let me just get you our card!
Me: Okay.
And she went inside, I went after her, it was a very nice shop, and all of a sudden I ear an "Halo" coming from satan knows where, and there was a man that I had not noticed weaving at me! I looked to stupid!
Well, she gave me the card, I said Xaus (goodbye in german), and that was all.
I was about to come back again, to ask if she knew a fabric store, when one pumped at my side!
So I entered and asked for tulle, to make my Christmas gift for Flor, a handmade Tutu skirt! (How awesome am I?) And there was some halloween pattern fabric really cheap, so I had to buy it!
I got out, and went for the Toys Store - Schinacher, to buy Christmas gifts, and the Modified Woman was just getting out of the pharmacie and smiled and waved at me. It felt so good! The feeling of "knowing" someone!
So in the toys store I bought an Abalone game for Rio, a travelers mini Abalone game for my brother, a 3000 pieces puzzle and puzzle conserver glue for my father, a 50 Black Stories Box, Capt'n Sharky gum box and Tub'n'Scrub Triffane Lavender Octupus shaped Shower Gel for me, and a Fisher Price Yellow Duck in a Transperant ball with water bath toy for Lumi.
After that, I thought of checking the book store, but in the meanwhile, through the street, I saw some nice gloves, and a nice necklace, and cheap Lacoste shower gel, and some other book store where I bought my mother a calender, and myself a Victoria Frances calender, an Emily The Strange note book and a Tea metal box with an Hippie Van on it!
And I was thristy, and I've been drinking water since I've got here, so I bought a Coca-Cola!
And finally at the main book store I bought a book for me, a sudoku mouse-pad for my father, a no-dog-poop-sign for dRi and some glowing in the dark sticker for the kids.
And I was headed home, through the promenaden, when I saw a man juggling.
I had to sneak peek him a little, and than he saw me and I asked him some questions and we had a little chat and I gave him money for his work and said goodbye.
When I was finally thinking it was going to be dark soon, and I should get home, I heard some brasilian girls talking! And I said "Uau! Pessoas a falar brasileiro! É bom perceber o que as pessoas dizem outra vez!", and they came to talk to me, and asked me if I wanted to go to Konstanz with them tomorrow! So, I think I made some friends today!
Now, I still have to make Kaisa and Vasco's present, which I think it is going to be a cool video with photos and footage of their kids, or the best photo I've took of every kid on a costum picture frame.

So now I'm home! I haven't eaten anything today, but the Coca-cola, and I don't feel hungry, but I know I have to eat something, but that demands cooking, and that means eating shit... So... I don't really know what to eat...


And thats how to spend 215,91€ in a few hours...

quinta-feira, 17 de novembro de 2011

Those point of view

It kinda goes in some wierd directions...
So, for some, I should not have come, because they would miss me, but Im very brave to do so.
For others, its idiotic not going straight to university.
And, for someone, its that Im weak and I came in the shadow of someone else.
For this person, I will never be someone... And... Why should he/she/I care about it?
Sometimes I wonder when will I open my eyes to the world, 'cause it seems like I've never did it at all...

Dark of the Stars - Atheist's Lullaby

quarta-feira, 16 de novembro de 2011

I

The thing I miss the most.

domingo, 13 de novembro de 2011

Pfander - Austria

Today I went to Österreich! :P

sábado, 12 de novembro de 2011

Ulm

Sou.

Do you know the story about the white witch?
Well, this one is about the white wall.
Hello friend...
... Let me tell you a story,
About a white wall...

sábado, 5 de novembro de 2011

Zurich

quarta-feira, 2 de novembro de 2011

Munchen

Thats right. I went to Munich, but thats a story to tell later on.