How to know when your monstruation cycle is ready to explode:

- You get mad easily.
- You went sales shopping and bought combat boots for your an-existent child.
- You go out to a indian caffe and you get a milkshake.
- Your room mates annoy you so much, that you hit them.
- You want to make a chocolate cake.
- You did loads of posts on all the social networks you have an account on.
- You looked for re-usable diapers on the webs.
- You nearly cried thinking that your nutella is finished.
- You want to eat french fries for dinner! (outrageous)
- You decide to move out of your apartment because your landlord does not want to take 10€ out of your rent.