sábado, 8 de outubro de 2011

List of think to concider when having a child:

1 - Be rich, but vey rich!
2 - Live in an house where many cultures cohabitat.
3 - Let your children cry untill they fall asleep.
4 - Never drink/smoke while breast feeding.
5 - If they ask for something material, never give it.
6 - If you want to be an happy parent, have just one kid.
7 - If you want to die when you're 50, have 3 or 4.
8 - Be ready for night without sleeping.
9 - Be ready for lots of headaches.
10 - You will only have sex again when your kid(s) is(are) living out of your place.
11 - Put them on an Holistic/Waldorf kindergarden.
12 - Never let them see tv.
13 - Only cultural and knowledgeable thinks are alowed.
14 - Recycle.
15 - Having the double of bedroom of the number of your kids.
16 - Use washable diapears.
17 - Have as many pets as possible.
18 - Having tons of toys, or none.
19 - Never lie.
20 - Plastic everything/non-breakable things.
21 - Never again having a restful day.
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1 comentário:

Anónimo disse...

hoping that everything is ok with you, i'm sending a big kiss because i miss u already!dri