segunda-feira, 14 de setembro de 2015

Home is where the heart is

Eu viajo porque ando à procura de casa.

71 reason why traveling will do stuff to you:

  1. You will become a target for Instagram envy - I have no insta
  2. You will make too many friends - and they are too far away
  3. Your outlook on life will become annoyingly positive
  4. You will develop an inability to contain routine - yes...
  5. Your hard drive will become full - many hard drives
  6. Your idea of "happiness" will change - thank you love
  7. For the men - you will grow a magnificent beard - yes!
  8. You will engage in public nudity - topless in monaco!
  9. "Boring" will cease to exist in your vocabulary - but it does, when Im home...
  10. "Dignity" will cease to exist in your vocabulary - depends on ones dignity definition
  11. Your parents will begin to worry about your life decisions - so true
  12. You will never find satisfaction again and upon your return home will conquer marathons, watch the travel channel and learn a new language. This will never be enough. You will want more. - yoga, sign language, baking, coloring...
  13. Your definition of "success" will change - totally
  14. Your taste buds will change - sushi and rubarhb!
  15. Public Sex will become acceptable - not too public, no doging!
  16. Don't forget to factor in the cost of a new passport after filling in your current one with stamps - money money money
  17. You will develop an endless list of hobbies that will leave you with little time to watch TV - read, bake, color, make, walk, look, fix, think
  18. Your Candy Crush status will reach an all time low - never had 
  19. Your online farm animals will die - never had
  20. You will lose an appreciation for material items - yes, im packing lighter and lighter
  21. Your beer drinking skills will attract disgust when you get back home - no drinking for almost 3 years :)
  22. Your career goals will change to pursue your passion and may result in less income - oh so much!
  23. Your google maps will become lonely - i miss him too, and i promise to visit
  24. You will attract Facebook Envy - that i do not know
  25. You will learn to swear in another language - Perkele!
  26. You will feel like you can no longer relate to people at home - 17th back here
  27. Your Facebook news feed will be difficult to understand due to an influx of different languages - kyllae
  28. You will become detached from your iphone - yes, dont even have peoples numbers
  29. You may lose some friends due to jealousy - really?
  30. Your dance skills will be compared to the majestic moves of Michael Jackson - irish set dancing!
  31. Your definition of "home" will change - no home for me now
  32. You will fall in love with a new person each week - true
  33. You will never EVER be able to live alone again - cats cats cats
  34. You will become sexier - Echt?
  35. Your goal to buy a house will either be postponed by 5 years or will become non existent
  36. You will find it hard to not be surrounded by large groups of people - i love my lots
  37. You will start to collect "things" - dummies, sand washed glass, flags, pictures, memories, maps and tickets and leaflets
  38. You may contract a STI - I think not.
  39. You will have a broader understanding of the world - sadly yes
  40. Your ability to adapt to new surroundings will make you more employable which will result in an influx of job offers - i hope so!
  41. You will make friends with every single person you meet - almost true
  42. You will develop a new found sense of creativity that will need to be fulfilled - coloring, making, remakig, building, fixing, painting
  43. You will become one of those annoying people that can play an instrument - maybe next year?
  44. Upon your return you will realise that your accent can no longer be used to pull the opposite sex - was that a technic?
  45. You will find yourself taking more afternoon naps than usual - i wish i'd take more
  46. You will care too much for people and current affairs - after all, ignorance is bliss - they say im a kind person
  47. You will care too much about nature and will have to begin recycling - ich vermiss mein Fahrrad
  48. Your new need to break comfort zones will result in a life filled with crazy adventures - Skygarden, freefall, hitchhike
  49. You will never experience the luxury of a hotel again as you will have a couch to sleep on all over the world - surfing :)
  50. You'll find yourself in situations you never dreamed imaginable - oh yes, and some dangerous ones!
  51. You will become ridiculously good at beer pong which will result in more drunken nights than anticipated - no interest on drinking
  52. You will forever have a ticklish urge burning at the back of your brain - true
  53. Your sense of time will change and getting home at sunrise will seem 'normal' to you - at sunrise, sunset, midday, when ever, if im going home, its good
  54. You will have a sudden urge to explore your own country or continent - always
  55. The meaning of life will change - it does
  56. You will be the centre of attention at every party - nooooooo
  57. When you return home to a 9 to 5 job you will question your very existence - somedays... and then i remember who i am
  58. You will be extremely good at cooking on a budget - and using leftover on magical ways
  59. You will become accustomed to wearing odd socks - never! i will never match unfriendly socks!
  60. You will be less influenced by other people's thoughts - never was much
  61. Upon your return your friends will be overwhelmed by your sudden urge to try new things - mesmerized maybe?
  62. Your definition of "distance" will change - 4h drive? a great ride.
  63. Your style will become a little more individual - no ironing and holes does the trick?
  64. You might be called 'weird' upon your return home - always
  65. You will develop a new appreciation for books - airports and books were meant to get married.
  66. You will develop the ability to instantly assess whether or not a new person is worth getting to know - yes, that fast!
  67. You will become more patient - so much more.
  68. You will become really good at living without the stresses of money and this will worry your parents - "do you need money?" what for? Food not Bombs
  69. Your ability to solve problems and overcome barriers will reach an all time high and friends will begin to rely on you in sticky situations - logical sequence is the answer for everything
  70. When you get home you will struggle to come to terms with the idea that day drinking is unacceptable - don't drink, but yes, i like the day drinking rampage
  71. You might actually find yourself living your life - SIM!

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